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CD #1: We're In The MOOod
I'm Gonna Buy A Papered Bull
That I Can Call My Own
...
His EPDs will be the ones I needed
His ribeye, it will measure off the chart .
His scrotum size, you realize,
will just amaze -
Not to mention his
Unmention-A-Bull part.
Make
The Wolves Go Away
They said the pack would slowly increase,
That
only Alpha Pairs would breed.
They ever see a dog that's
in heat?
The most prolific bunch you'll see.
They act surprised they eat cows and deer..
Just what the Hell'd d'they
think they'd eat?
Mama's Tied
And my chance to live is risen and my belly will be full
I'm gonna be all right, cause
Mama's tied, Mama's tied Mama's tied and I'll go get her - and
I'll drain those suckers dry
She
can't kick me now 'cause Mama's tied.
CD
#2: The Udder Side
I Walk In Twine
I keep my calf close by me 'cause
he's mine
I feed with others
in a long long line
I sit and chew my cud most all the time
I do just fine - 'till
I walk in twine.
Ooof, My Ass Is Draggin'
Ooof, my ass is draggin' that
green spot sure looks nice
Ooof,
My ass is draggin' I'd rather be
at home -
I don't get a thrill
by climbing hills, won't you leave
me alone?
Ooof, my ass is draggin
- to climb these hills is tough
My feet are sore, I can't go no more, and these old rocks are rough.
Moo-Chewin' Boogie
Out in the pasture, we're
doin' fine
We
never go hungry, this is how we dine
We eat from mornin' 'til the sun goes down at night
We eat lots of grass and hay - that's
how we spend our days
Doin'
the moo-chewin' boogie.
CD #3: DeJaMoo
CowRAP!
Better watch where you step, look both right and left
Cause we've set a nasty trap
There's
no straight shot, we have spread a lot
Of the stuff we call CowRAP!
You Should Be Snorin'
It's Four in the Mornin' and you should be snorin'
What brings you out
here at this time?
I know it's cold out but I
have my doubts
That I'm gonna calve here tonight
You look
like a mess - was it dark when you dressed?
Did
you tuck your jammies in tight?
It's four in the mornin' and you should be snorin'
I don't think that
I'll calve tonight.
I Start Bummin' Around
I ain't got no Ma, and it's slowed up my growin'
But when I hear a moo,
I know what to do,
I start bummin' around.
CD #4:
For Heifer 'n Heifer Pardner, You Bought The Wrong Bull
Pardner, you bought the wrong bull,
he was made for show and tell
Don't
expect him to breed us range-y cows
His gene pool, it is plumb full
of the traits that sell so well
But
A-I is all this guy knows for now.
Deer Flies Really Are A Pain
In the summer we are taken
to greener pastures
in the hills
We spend the summer
there in Heaven,
where we graze and eat our fill
We love the lush grass on the bottoms,
we love the trees that
shade our hides
We love the
pure clear mountain water,
but how we hate those damn deer flies.
I'm
Branded Everywhere
I'm branded everywhere, Man,
I don't have any hair, man
I'm like a leather chair, Man,
My ribs and hips are bare, Man
Of owners I've had
my share, Man,
I'm branded everywhere.
There's No One Else To Blame:
All parodies,
lyrics and original music were written and recorded by Judy L Williams
All
lead vocals* and harmonies were performed and recorded by Judy, as was all the music.
The promotional material, packaging and CDs were designed, created, duplicated
and printed by Little Prints Charming, owned
and operated by Judy L Williams.
(*An exception to this is in the song "The
Neighbor's Bovines" on which the male bovine part
was performed by Rick Ellison. Rick
accepts none of the blame.)
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