CD #2: The Udder Side
1. I'd Like To Be A Charolais, Too
"Cow-Envy"
2. Moo-Chewin' Boogie
What a good life we have here on the
ranch
3. I
Walk In Twine
Co-Written by Johnny Calf
4. You Smell Like Feces
Obviously not the most desire-a-bull male
bovine on the place
5. There
Will Be Beef In The Valley
"It's me, someday soon"
6. Your Vegan Farts
Directed at those
who don't eat red meat.
7. Ooof,
My Ass Is Draggin'
A hard day's climb to greener pastures.
8. Mosquita-Ville
Where there's water,
there's mosquitoes
9.
You Sorry Cow
From the Rancher's point of view
10. But That Was Before #2
The Ranchwife's turn to twist a cow-tale.
